The Ranch Babies Take Over the World

by The Ranch Babies

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1.	The Ranch Babies Are A Thing That Xcysts 02:18	buy track
2.	A Casual Shitweasel 04:25	buy track
3.	Andy Kaufman? More like what's that cough man? 02:00	buy track
4.	I Put Peyote In Your Eggs Starring Adam Schrubbe Ft. Hannabis 05:45	buy track
5.	Cinnamon Toast Cunts 02:07	buy track
6.	I hate it when my toilet smokes all of my soy sauce 01:09	buy track
7.	Hate Crime Banana 01:22	buy track
8.	Clap, Clap, Eyeball, Foot, Rosary 02:33	buy track
9.	Donald Trump took a nugget on my chickenshit 02:06	buy track
10.	DuMpsTer 01:56	buy track
11.	I Fucked Freddie Mercury before he had AIDS 00:05	buy track
12.	I just puked on my dick 03:46	buy track
13.	O-A-T-M-E-A-L Tuning 02:13	buy track
14.	I Used To Be Real Good At Math, Now I'm Real Good At Meth 05:32	buy track
15.	I Just Got Hit by a Parkinsons 01:33	buy track
16.	My Band Broke Up And My Ass Broke Down 00:34	buy track
17.	Once You Shit Yourself Enough, You Get Over It 00:02	buy track
18.	I Don't know what I'm doing, get this thing out of my ass, father 01:03	buy track
19.	Racial Slurpee 01:24	buy track
20.	Thanks, Hitler. Now My Mustache Options Are Limited. 02:26	buy track
21.	What's more Xtreme? Soccer or genocide? 01:40	buy track
22.	Lightermonger 01:08	buy track
23.	Smells Like Cop Porn 02:11	buy track
24.	There Was One Time I Had To Take Medicine Up My Butthole - Adam Schrubbe 02:30	buy track
25.	The Floor Is Lava, My Name Is You're Going To Die 02:34	buy track
26.	The Piper And The Cum Bucket 01:33	buy track
27.	They Chopped Off My Fiveskin 01:57	buy track
28.	Ranch Isn't A Sauce, It's A Lifestyle 02:33	buy track
29.	The Ranch Babies Are A Jam Band 07:27	buy track

about

An experimental lo-fi shit quality experiment in wiggly air.
Recorded on an iPhone 6.
The identities of the Ranch Babies are to be left unknown.
If you like this, thank you and go fuck yourself.
If you hate this, no shit and go fuck yourself.

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released November 20, 2018

Left Nut: Acoustic guitar, electric guitar, bass, piano, vocals, oatmeal, bottles, chairs, lights, other crap, yelps, cries for help, abstract poetry

Right Nut: Acoustic guitar, electric guitar, bass, piano, vocals, percussion, screaming, yelling, swearing, hitting shit, having chylmadia

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The Ranch Babies New Orleans, Louisiana

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